Billie Joe's Birthday

Me:	Omg omg omg I've been waiting for this day since last year omg.
Me:	Omfg omfg it's finally here.
Me:	Omfg omfg omg omg I'm crying I'm so happy omg.
Me:	This is the best day of the year omfg.
Me:	LMAO NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY TROLOLOL.
Me:	Omg he's 40, he looks like 20.
Me:	I JUST WANNA RUN ROUND NAKED I'M SO EXCITED.
Me:	Oh brb I need to pee.
Me:	AHAHGBFHEJ BACK TO EXCITEMENT TIME.
Me:	HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG............ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Me:	Now blow out your candles! Don't forget to make a wish ;)
Me:	Hmmmmm, oh that's right, posters can't blow out birthday candles....
Me:	Don't worry I'll help you!
Me:	Hmmmm what was your wish?
Me:	Ooohhh that's right, to spend the whole day with all of your fans!
Me:	Awwww <3
Me:	Omfg it's actually Billie's birthday omg omg omg, the world needs to know, omg.
Meanwhile
Billie:	Oh look, it's my birthday, another year older, whoopiedooo.