February 2012
62 posts
Billie Joe's Birthday
Me: Omg omg omg I've been waiting for this day since last year omg.
Me: Omfg omfg it's finally here.
Me: Omfg omfg omg omg I'm crying I'm so happy omg.
Me: This is the best day of the year omfg.
Me: LMAO NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY TROLOLOL.
Me: Omg he's 40, he looks like 20.
Me: I JUST WANNA RUN ROUND NAKED I'M SO EXCITED.
Me: Oh brb I need to pee.
Me: AHAHGBFHEJ BACK TO EXCITEMENT TIME.
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG............ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Me: Now blow out your candles! Don't forget to make a wish ;)
Me: Hmmmmm, oh that's right, posters can't blow out birthday candles....
Me: Don't worry I'll help you!
Me: Hmmmm what was your wish?
Me: Ooohhh that's right, to spend the whole day with all of your fans!
Me: Awwww
Me: Omfg it's actually Billie's birthday omg omg omg, the world needs to know, omg.
*Meanwhile*
Billie: Oh look, it's my birthday, another year older, whoopiedooo.
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